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BABY WHY LOVE WITH SONG WHEN YOU CAN LOVE WITH ICEPICK

photographed in the tundra wearing one of those cable-knit sweaters that threatens to swallow, revisiting the secret goth of fifteen. want to say those were easier times but nothing about black metal...

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THE FALLACIES OF MARCH

there are no good movies out and i want to go see a movie but i will not be going to see that rango.HEAVEN’S REWARD FALLACY: THE HUSBANDon a recent evening i watched a 1820s british period drama...

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YOU TALK A LOT OF SHIT FOR A BABY

friends i am so tired i can’t see straight and it hurts to look at this space here which is kind of moving in ways it shouldn’t. in the past week i have slept twelve hours total i think but here are...

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THE STATCOUNTER INQUISITION

before i had statcounter i didn’t realize peoplez could easily identify who visits their site andi didn’t know that internet stalking and arriving at the blog of my limerent object via google search...

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THE BEE SITUATION

thought i wouldn’t be able to eat all those carrots but i was wrong. when carrots comprised the major portion of my diet i had orange feet and palms. now i have palms and feet all white and violet from...

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JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE NO. 2

johann wolfgang von goethe is caught in a thatch of iceplant adjacent to the highway overpassseven miles from the housei have been looking for you for five hours i sayyou can’t keep doing this.

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ARCHITECT&VAPOUR: A REPRISE

recently i have read much about eating disordered writing -- particularly that anorexic writing is minimalist. i disagree. baroque. the writing of anorexia is maximalist. anorexia is a disease of...

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THE INTERNET

1. WHAT IF I FIND ANOTHER JPEG OF YOUR EX'S VAGINASHE HAS A TUBE OF CHAPSTICK IN THERE WHAT IF THE LID GETS STUCK2. I HAVE CANCERWEBMD.COM TOLD MEBEFORE I DIE OF CANCERI'M GOING TO EAT THE REST OF...

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MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU SAD SACKS OF CRAP

since robert frost is my favorite poet i wrote a winter poem that is inspirational. i hope you are inspired to do something great this holiday season.i went to the woods to dieto splay belly-out in a...

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QUESTIONS ABOUT FOREVER LAZY

A NEW, PROMISING PIECE OF CULTURAL FABRIC HAS ACHIEVED MIMETIC IMMINENCE, AND WHILE I FULLY SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGE USE OF FOREVER LAZY, I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS THAT ARE NOT ANSWERED IN FOREVER LAZY'S...

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INTERNET POETRY

in the blank autistic throes of whatever. they have software to write our copy now where are the fucking peopleyou industrious little fuckheads. making t-shirts making poetry t-shirts on the internet....

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NEW NOISE

i made some new noise with processed voice and bowed psaltery. i made this noise about my heart. ok. 

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COPYWRITING IN THE MAGNIFICENCE.

if you are tired of journalism majors who went to berkeley or whatever writing copy for your organization you should hire me because i am an artist. the things i am capable of doing you cannot imagine...

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ADVENTURES IN MANNERISM: A CONCISE HISTORY

When Johann Wolfgang von Goethe used the term 'mannerist' to describe an era of (generally) Italian painting directly succeeding the Italian Renaissance, it is said that he was picnicking upon smoked...

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NEW YORK NEW YORK

o dearth, o dearthiness.   if i disavow the internet what will i do and how will i ingest the wisdom. the ketamine experiments wisdom the eating just soup for three months wisdom the graduating from...

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DOMINO DAD SABERTOOTH

I wonder about the quality and legitimacy and timbre and beauty and power of nonsense, I guess. Sorry if this is incredibly pretentious.DOMINO DAD SABERTOOTH began as a motet based on a text piece and...

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HOW MANY COOKIES IN THE POT

HOW MANY COOKIES ARE IN THIS POT                        HOW MANY COOKIES ARE IN THE POT             DO YOU SEE THE COOKIES IN THE POT                        HOW MANY COOKIES ARE THERE IN THIS POT...

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DOMINO DAD SABERTOOTH V.2

HERE IS THE SAME THING BUT DIFFERENT AND SHORTER BECAUSE I RUINED THE OTHER ONE BY PUTTING 10+ MINUTES OF SYNTH DRONE SHIT AND GHOST SAMPLES IN IT.I AM STILL WORKING ON AN APPROPRIATE 'DENOUEMENT' AND...

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LIVE-TWEETING OF POWER OUTAGE SIGNIFICANTLY HINDERED BY POWER OUTAGE...

i am deleting my twitter because i did not deserve one in the first place. i am compiling my 'best' 'favoritest' tweets here. recurring themes in my tweets are jared leto, observations of the dregs of...

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I RESCIND MY APOLOGY

a parakeet on newspaper spilled with seed, a cat flattened as a pressed flower, an illusory movement captured by the smell of resin. a chrysalis split into two perfect halves revealing an interior both...

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DIAGRAM

This piece (Fig 109) was previously published in Lamination Colony but I've fixed it and turned it into something a bit more interesting...a sort of manual self-generating text that self-destructs....

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UNSURE WHETHER TO FEEL COMFORTED OR SUFFOCATED BY THIS

important thoughts generated via wwis

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LIFE MISTAKES: THE ANTHOLOGY

EPISODE 02LIBRARY JUSTICEnumbering among the institutions from which i am banned is chicago’s Harold Washington Public Library. as far as i’m concerned, Harold Washington Public Library can suck it....

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THINGS OF LIFE + CANCELLATIONS

hello america how are you doing today i am ok i guess. OAKLAND IS CANCELEDi jettisoned from oakland, my dad drove his nissan quest up to take me back with the sofa my mom likes and so that is what...

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WOULD YOU LIKE A FAMOUS ARTS

below are visual pieces from my formative years; clearly fledgling genius had already begun to spark in my enormous child-brain. you will note that i often concerned myself with subject matter of the...

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