BABY WHY LOVE WITH SONG WHEN YOU CAN LOVE WITH ICEPICK
photographed in the tundra wearing one of those cable-knit sweaters that threatens to swallow, revisiting the secret goth of fifteen. want to say those were easier times but nothing about black metal...
View ArticleTHE FALLACIES OF MARCH
there are no good movies out and i want to go see a movie but i will not be going to see that rango.HEAVEN’S REWARD FALLACY: THE HUSBANDon a recent evening i watched a 1820s british period drama...
View ArticleYOU TALK A LOT OF SHIT FOR A BABY
friends i am so tired i can’t see straight and it hurts to look at this space here which is kind of moving in ways it shouldn’t. in the past week i have slept twelve hours total i think but here are...
View ArticleTHE STATCOUNTER INQUISITION
before i had statcounter i didn’t realize peoplez could easily identify who visits their site andi didn’t know that internet stalking and arriving at the blog of my limerent object via google search...
View ArticleTHE BEE SITUATION
thought i wouldn’t be able to eat all those carrots but i was wrong. when carrots comprised the major portion of my diet i had orange feet and palms. now i have palms and feet all white and violet from...
View ArticleJOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE NO. 2
johann wolfgang von goethe is caught in a thatch of iceplant adjacent to the highway overpassseven miles from the housei have been looking for you for five hours i sayyou can’t keep doing this.
View ArticleARCHITECT&VAPOUR: A REPRISE
recently i have read much about eating disordered writing -- particularly that anorexic writing is minimalist. i disagree. baroque. the writing of anorexia is maximalist. anorexia is a disease of...
View ArticleTHE INTERNET
1. WHAT IF I FIND ANOTHER JPEG OF YOUR EX'S VAGINASHE HAS A TUBE OF CHAPSTICK IN THERE WHAT IF THE LID GETS STUCK2. I HAVE CANCERWEBMD.COM TOLD MEBEFORE I DIE OF CANCERI'M GOING TO EAT THE REST OF...
View ArticleMERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU SAD SACKS OF CRAP
since robert frost is my favorite poet i wrote a winter poem that is inspirational. i hope you are inspired to do something great this holiday season.i went to the woods to dieto splay belly-out in a...
View ArticleQUESTIONS ABOUT FOREVER LAZY
A NEW, PROMISING PIECE OF CULTURAL FABRIC HAS ACHIEVED MIMETIC IMMINENCE, AND WHILE I FULLY SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGE USE OF FOREVER LAZY, I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS THAT ARE NOT ANSWERED IN FOREVER LAZY'S...
View ArticleINTERNET POETRY
in the blank autistic throes of whatever. they have software to write our copy now where are the fucking peopleyou industrious little fuckheads. making t-shirts making poetry t-shirts on the internet....
View ArticleNEW NOISE
i made some new noise with processed voice and bowed psaltery. i made this noise about my heart. ok.
View ArticleCOPYWRITING IN THE MAGNIFICENCE.
if you are tired of journalism majors who went to berkeley or whatever writing copy for your organization you should hire me because i am an artist. the things i am capable of doing you cannot imagine...
View ArticleADVENTURES IN MANNERISM: A CONCISE HISTORY
When Johann Wolfgang von Goethe used the term 'mannerist' to describe an era of (generally) Italian painting directly succeeding the Italian Renaissance, it is said that he was picnicking upon smoked...
View ArticleNEW YORK NEW YORK
o dearth, o dearthiness. if i disavow the internet what will i do and how will i ingest the wisdom. the ketamine experiments wisdom the eating just soup for three months wisdom the graduating from...
View ArticleDOMINO DAD SABERTOOTH
I wonder about the quality and legitimacy and timbre and beauty and power of nonsense, I guess. Sorry if this is incredibly pretentious.DOMINO DAD SABERTOOTH began as a motet based on a text piece and...
View ArticleHOW MANY COOKIES IN THE POT
HOW MANY COOKIES ARE IN THIS POT HOW MANY COOKIES ARE IN THE POT DO YOU SEE THE COOKIES IN THE POT HOW MANY COOKIES ARE THERE IN THIS POT...
View ArticleDOMINO DAD SABERTOOTH V.2
HERE IS THE SAME THING BUT DIFFERENT AND SHORTER BECAUSE I RUINED THE OTHER ONE BY PUTTING 10+ MINUTES OF SYNTH DRONE SHIT AND GHOST SAMPLES IN IT.I AM STILL WORKING ON AN APPROPRIATE 'DENOUEMENT' AND...
View ArticleLIVE-TWEETING OF POWER OUTAGE SIGNIFICANTLY HINDERED BY POWER OUTAGE...
i am deleting my twitter because i did not deserve one in the first place. i am compiling my 'best' 'favoritest' tweets here. recurring themes in my tweets are jared leto, observations of the dregs of...
View ArticleI RESCIND MY APOLOGY
a parakeet on newspaper spilled with seed, a cat flattened as a pressed flower, an illusory movement captured by the smell of resin. a chrysalis split into two perfect halves revealing an interior both...
View ArticleDIAGRAM
This piece (Fig 109) was previously published in Lamination Colony but I've fixed it and turned it into something a bit more interesting...a sort of manual self-generating text that self-destructs....
View ArticleUNSURE WHETHER TO FEEL COMFORTED OR SUFFOCATED BY THIS
important thoughts generated via wwis
View ArticleLIFE MISTAKES: THE ANTHOLOGY
EPISODE 02LIBRARY JUSTICEnumbering among the institutions from which i am banned is chicago’s Harold Washington Public Library. as far as i’m concerned, Harold Washington Public Library can suck it....
View ArticleTHINGS OF LIFE + CANCELLATIONS
hello america how are you doing today i am ok i guess. OAKLAND IS CANCELEDi jettisoned from oakland, my dad drove his nissan quest up to take me back with the sofa my mom likes and so that is what...
View ArticleWOULD YOU LIKE A FAMOUS ARTS
below are visual pieces from my formative years; clearly fledgling genius had already begun to spark in my enormous child-brain. you will note that i often concerned myself with subject matter of the...
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